The Brains in the Hat

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fuckingn00b:

phobs-heh:

khan2kool:

sassafras-manson:

ryanvallejo:

ktkeen96:

theecamerondallas:

i have been waiting for this to show up in my dash forever

ITS BACK

THIS IS MY FAVORITE

IT’S BACK

This has to be up there with the funniest shit ever.

gonna reblog it everytime

Its been a year

(Source: ryanhatesthis)

obveously:

pizzatomb:

imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious 

i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that

(Source: exeggcute)

uchicagoadmissions:

Whatevermore.

uchicagoadmissions:

Whatevermore.

sasstronauuut:

thatcouldhavegoneworse:

thatwriterchickyouknow:

septemregnasansae:

no but bi harry deliberately fucking with ron like they’re at christmas dinner or w/e and harry just goes “you know ron i’m in love with your sister and everything but if bill was single…goddamn. i’d go there”

bill winks across the table at harry

ron screams

"GODDAMN IT YOU CAN’T TAKE ALL MY SIBLINGS, HARRY."

"Don’t worry, Ron, you can keep Percy."

I FUKCGIN PISSED MYSELF

(Source: sideraclara)

janebuzjane:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

rebelside:

But seriously do you ever think that all those who died in the battle of Hogwarts probably went on the chocolate frogs’ cards . And Teddy opening one before going on the train to Hogwarts and seeing his parents smiling at him, so they were actually there to see him off on his first year.

how fucking dare you

once i finish crying im gonna fuck u up

poopgirl4:

she could get murdered and men would be like let’s wait for the facts it’s possible she hired a guy to kill her to make gamers look like whackjob freaks 

(Source: chryswatchesgot)

oncemorewithwalkers:

caterjunes:

"can i come in?"

"i don’t know, can you?”

cursing quietly, the vampire backed away, foiled yet again by the english teacher’s pedantry

fruitdirection:

people who are unapologetically kind and soft and good at their very core are like………so important to me. the era of broody white man antiheroes is over, give me someone who braids flowers into their hair and cooks breakfast for their mom every morning

evienator:

octoberrainfall252:

Not taking any chances

I scrolled past this and the guilt was too much

I CAN’T RETWEET IT I’M ON TUMBLR.

evienator:

octoberrainfall252:

Not taking any chances

I scrolled past this and the guilt was too much

I CAN’T RETWEET IT I’M ON TUMBLR.